Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Is Victoria's Secret perfume really boy repellent?!

Hmm....some of you may be wondering what this post is really about! Well...let me tell you I am beginning to wonder if my perfume is really boy repellent!

Example number 1:
I go to the local health club. yep I am all cute and sweaty and not to brag but I run a 7 minute mile...oh wait back to my story! Picture it! Cute girl running on the treadmill minding my own business! I see a cute guy to my left and he gets off of his treadmill and comes to the empty one right next to mine! So I am thinking Sweet! I smile and say hi! And he says Hello! Im thinking to myself hey cute kid. At this point he stops the treadmill and got off and left! What?!!!

Now I don't look like this:
I definitely don't look like this: 
Sorry whoever you are ugly girl!

This is me: 
And yes! I am wearing my boy repellent! 

What's up with you single boys in Logan anyway! 

I have multiple stories....the kid at the institute dance who introduced me to all of his roommates, danced a couple of dances and awkwardly left without asking me for my number.

or....how about the kid who took me out for ice cream. He was super courteous and super nice. About a month later....we crossed paths at the institute building. Made eye contact and gave him a good smile and he turned and went the other way! Say what?! Saying hello is not marriage! 

Moral of these stories.....its okay to ask me for my number! I am nice really! Dont go out of your way and then chicken out! 

Come on all you single boys! Take some girls out of some dates! It wont hurt you! 

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